1. Questions for the masses, specifically you, dear reader:
    1. Do you think it’s acceptable to have an irrational urge to have an Airman?
    2. Why do guys who are available make me uneasy?
    3. What are human pets?
    4. Can you motivate me to lose weight? I’m getting chunky. My mother said so.*
  2. Black is the best fair-weather non-color there is. I recommend it. However, even if it’s supremely cute, one might find it best to avoid wearing the black lace top when one has an itchy sunburn. Savvy?
  3. I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?

*Bless her heart, my mother does not mean to be mean. She just says what’s on her mind and well…it’s not always the most tactful. Also, she resents having me as a daughter…she really wanted Bryan.

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